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our fridge keeps things too cold (but only in random cold spots? like it’s not everything every time) and keeps freezing them and it’s ok if it’s beverages bc we can just thaw them but it keeps freezing my produce and all but ruining it
#😭#peach rambles#meanwhile the. bread i bought *yesterday* and put in there has mold? shouldn’t the fridge like do the opposite of that#it was probably just already moldy at the store and i didn’t realize it but then i’m mad at the store for selling it#it did say the best by date was august 29#but like. my roommate’s bread which is significantly older than this has the same best by date? and it’s just been sitting out#and like hers is totally completely fine#wow i am really unfortunate with food this week
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do yall ever think about bruce/batman!clone danny standing in front of his bathroom mirror after finding out he was a clone and silently tracing his face. The slope of his jaw and point of his chin. The high angle of his cheekbones and the shape of his eyes, the curve of his brow bones and the shape of his nose. The volume of his hair and the way it curls and gets fluffy when it gets too long.
His hair is black the same way a crow's wing is black. His dad's hair is black the same way a black bear's fur is black. His dad's eyes are blue like the ocean is blue. Danny's eyes are blue the same way a glacier is blue.
His dad has a square jaw and straight flat hair, and he tans and gets a face full of freckles when he's out in the sun for too long. Danny burns like a lobster and his face remains untouched. Danny has a sharp jaw and tall cheekbones, and Sam says when he's not smiling there's almost something regal about him. You would never call Jack Fenton "regal" when he's not smiling.
Sam says when he's not smiling he looks scary the same way a stone statue is. Jack Fenton when he's not smiling looks scary the same way that german shepherd staring at you across the street is.
Do you ever think he grew up wondering if he was adopted. Because of course, he has black hair and blue eyes like his dad. But having the same color doesn't make you someone's child.
Or, worse, things he's heard from the other kids and the other parents and even some of his teachers growing up; that he was the product of an affair. And that his dad was just too stupid to notice. And Danny would defend his parents until the day he died, because Jack Fenton wasn't an idiot and Maddie Fenton wasn't a cheater.
But doubt comes in with fickle tongue. his parents swear up and down that he is their child when he asks about either. That Danny just had his grandparents' features, but he was their son and they loved him.
But Danny doesn't look like either of his parents. His mom's eyes are blue like an aquamarine and Jazz's too. And they burn like lobsters in the sun too, but Jazz gets freckles on her face and so does Maddie. And as Danny grows up he doesn't bulk up or get stocky like his dad did, and when he hits puberty he doesn't shoot up like a tree like Jack Fenton did.
He stays small, and they say he's a late bloomer (and he is), or that he just has his mom's height. But he's fast and has good stamina, and some days it feels like he's built entirely different from his family. That the things they went through growing up just didn't apply to him. Jack and Maddie Fenton both had acne and breakouts when they hit puberty, and Jazz inherits it and he's seen the amount of skincare products she keeps on her side of the bathroom.
And then he hits puberty and breaks out maybe once or twice, but his skin stays clear for the most part and the problems and changes his dad went through just don't happen to him.
And the truth is worse than all of the lies.
How horrifying.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danny fenton is a clone#clone danny fenton#clone danny#thinking about the inherent trauma that comes with growing up as a clone and not knowing and questioning everything about yourself#thinking about the amount of effort and lying that Jack and Maddie would've had to to do if they wanted to pass Danny off as their bio son#the MEDICAL RECORDS#danny's medical history is completely different from theirs. any generational health problems the waynes have would/could be passed down to#danny and he's completely oblivious to it up until the reveal. he'd have no idea about any medical risks until they hit him before that.#so many little things and inconsistencies that would just build and build and build until it finally came to a head and the truth came out#forever and ever and ever fascinated by the underlying horror of being a clone. there's a horror in being cloned but there's also a horror#in BEING a clone. like yes he could've always known from the start and that comes with its own set of issues BUT. just. him not knowing#for the longest time. the lies and deceit and betrayal. you know how adopted kids come out and talk about how they didn't know they were#adopted for the longest time and how traumatizing and betrayed they felt when they're finally told 15-20 years down the line? yeah that#i imagine finding out you're a clone is a lot like that.#i read a book in middle school once abt a girl moving to a new town with her family and getting these horrible nightmares and noticing how#everyone was acting strange around her. one of her nightmares was about the 30yo police officer being a shambling corpse talking to her#and at the end of the book she finds out she's actually the clone of a dead older sister and the police officer was her sister's boyfriend.#and she was in gymnastics but quit and her parents were so disappointed bc the og sister was a champion/award winning gymnastics player#and i never did finish the book but god am i reminded of that.#i love reading the dpxdc clone danny posts and they usually have him brush off being a clone which is literally totally fine but duUUDE#just imagine his own horror over it. its SOOO good
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I'll never agree with the short Peeta/tall Katniss takes because their canonical sizes are both narratively and thematically relevant.
Peeta's medium height and stocky build give him the size and strength to overpower most of his competitors in the arena, yet he rarely uses those traits to hurt people despite being in circumstances that encourage violence. Having the power and motive to be deadly and choosing to be kind instead is what defines Peeta's character.
Katniss's small size generally puts her at a disadvantage in the Games but she's still very deadly. I like that she's earned the skills (bow and arrow, hunting) and survivor mentality that make her a formidable tribute because she's not supposed to be this naturally gifted "chosen one" type figure. She's a regular teenage girl who has some special qualities but still needs a lot of help to win the Games.
Their size difference is also relevant in their relationship. Katniss has had to take care of herself since she was a young girl because of her mother's neglect, and as a result she doesn't trust other people to protect her. She's understandably mistrustful of Peeta's kindness when they become tributes, as one of them has to die for the other to live and he has the ability to kill her with his bare hands if he wants to (which we see later on when he's hijacked). Yet once they become allies, his larger size is no longer a potential threat but a source of comfort and protection; being held by him is the safest Katniss has felt with anyone since her parents held her as a little kid. And after they leave the arena, his strong arms are the only ones she trusts to guard her from her nightmares.
So even though I do think short guy-tall girl couples deserve more rep, it doesn't really make sense for Peeta and Katniss. And tbh viewing the gentle and compassionate boy as short and the tough hunter girl as tall is a little stereotypical lol.
#saw (very lovely!) fan art with peeta and katniss the same size and I'm sorry I just can't get down with it#as you can imagine I also hate their heights in the movies#katniss somehow can't get tiny clove off of her at the cornucopia#she can scale a tree no problem but clove and glimmer can't for some reason#and peeta makes it through two games despite being short and not super muscular#which is probably why movie watchers think he's weak and completely carried by katniss#(I do love josh tho)#everlark#the hunger games#btw this is a personal preference and it's totally fine if you like shorter peeta/taller katniss!#I love all everlark fan art for real
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ive been staring at the naqtube channel page just doing analysis thoughts in my head for like 15 minutes and ive just been hit with the realization that Damn this is not normal. normal people dont do this. either the mental illness or the mild sickness is doing something to me right now.
#[cosmic heroes of dubious alignment]#IM NOT EVEN WRITING ANYTHING DOWN. IM JUST BRUTEFORCING THOUGHTS IN MY HEAD.#uhmmmmmm anyways. im trying to think of potential themes naq might have#and its like wow i am not good at recognizing themes bc im dense as bricks sometimes but i swear theres a repeating pattern of .. roles?#the expectation and breaking of stereotypical roles to be more specific#like listen to me here. obviously theres the line ive pointed out b4 with the 'theyre fighting evil/theyre [..] evil' line;#the lines in the unused takes video that paint n&q as less than morally good in /some/ sort of way;#queen buzzbeamer's whole deal as ive said ad nauseam; a more recent example i feel like would be part of the binary translated from hazard:#'this is who i am and who i will ever be'. accepting your role.#but also on a more meta sort of way with the games themselves. the female mcs getting more focus than the male mcs-#-in a time period where most video game mcs were male and the female characters were one-note is something noteworthy to me.#the fact that nebula is CONSISTENTLY framed bigger/more prominently in almost every piece of official art we see.#her name is first in the title. naq was conceptualized as a concept with her only first. shes always also featured in ads alongside quasar.#the only ad that features quasar prominently is the jumparound ad which alludes to it possibly being a request from sony#-and thus would want to play it more 'mainstream'.#by itself this doesnt stand out bc it could always be just the creators wanting some hashtag women in their unfiction series#which i would be fine with if that was the case. we love women. HOWEVER#its the fact that naq2 (from what we know so far) ACTIVELY TRIES TO BACKPEDAL ON THIS. which makes me think its INTENTIONAL.#both nova and nebula have seemingly been sidelined in naq2 with their screentimes reduced. nova reduced to a 'supporting character' and -#nebula into a possibly offscreen kidnappee. QUASAR takes their spotlights in naq2.#...maybe a way of 'making back lost sales' from naq1? pivoting too hard into the stereotypical from the unusual...#because obviously thats whats scaring away your customers. not the white room scandal. totally not.#'..ok is this leading up to anything mara. whats your conclusion statement' idunno man.#i just think its an interesting tidbit that keeps popping up. i am not a coherent theory guy#i am a pointing out things and throwing them at the wall to see what sticks guy.#there is also the very real chance that im completely wrong abt naq2 bc we still dont know a lot about it sooo. shrug.
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Portal 2 replay review: Hrmnnngggngmngm 💕💖💝💞✨❤️💗
#WPP#WPP2#Portal#I've only just revived GLaDOS (obviously had to play at least that far lol) but like hhnnnrgng <3 <3#The graphics! The space! The levels from Portal 1! The cutesy Aperture animations and the three(!) voice actors!#I've completely fallen in love with GLaD's P1 design but honestly what could possibly compare to her P2 design she's so pretty <3 <3#Stepping over her corpse to wake her up I'm normal I'm fine#And that we start in Test Chamber 1 and then fast track to 19 and end up in the toxic goo ravine fjdlsakfjsdf#I'm Fine I Swear#I forgot so many little details like the floor falling out or the buzz of the portal device (don't like but! Learned a new thing! -#- If while you're carrying Wheatley and you want the buzzing to stop just ''set him down'' - since he can't be set down lol#It cancels the noise :) Much nicer on the ears)#And Wheatley's voice actor ♪ His little flusters and chuckles hehe he's quite personably#I am So excited to get to the audio commentary fdjsalkjfdsf I found it and I'm biting biting biting#I have taken so many screenshots don't even get me started#Like all told for Portal 1 I probably took what like maybe 50 total? I'm probably already at 20 lol#Oh and I picked up a turret and it exploded on me :( I'm so distressed#I only want to knock over turrets I don't want them to explode!! Weh#Hhhh looking forward <3 Yay finally <3 <3#WPVG
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honestly, i really do wish the original dexter's laboratory series finale "last but not beast" was the final impression we got of mandark, because it was the perfect representation of his character and the last time we see the true character of mandark. some silly misguided kid who unfortunately used his genius to make everything worse.
i also find it interesting that dee dee is the only character who remembers the events of this finale, but she decided to let mandark believe he was the one who destroyed the monster. it's one of the few times in the series he gets to feel good about himself and she lets him keep that.
#i talk#dexter's laboratory#mandark#dee dee#i don't want to be one of those people who uses a parody episode of the show to base a thesis of a reading on#but uhhhh#dee dee is totally fine with mandark being an evil little guy. she was completely fine with it#she even reveals her secret identity as racer dee to him.#i know i am reading too far into this. but every time this guy is himself she's completely fine with it#it does read as dee dee likes it when mandark behaves like his authentic self
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RUBY CADASH • FRIEND OF RED JENNY
#more like daughter of red jenny lol#i have gone completely wild with my headcanons now#she was “recruited” (invited herself onto the team) as the team's idk resident noble pisser on-er#official title pending#solas said something about finding people looking for power#bullies and the corrupt something i dont exactly remember#but i was like *points at my screen* RUBY#slightly stealing the shadow dragon's gig but. magic nobles and regular nobles are totally different okay its fine#anyway she just wants in on fighting solas#no one takes her mom's hand and gets away with it (*spoiler* yes they do)#omg i talk too much.....#notice the dwarf tattoo though... yeah. yeah. cuz cadash#she should have a septum piercing too#her and taash getting their noses stuck together.....#dragon age#datv#oc: ruby cadash#veilguard spoilers#<- from me yapping in the tags sorry
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the depression pit has been deep this week but using sibling's apple arcade account to play wylde flowers and finally managed to get into it properly (needed to hook up my joycons bc the touch controls are. not for me.) fun playing a farming sim with an established protagonist, story's more fleshed out than most, and they actually did a good job bringing in some unique elements and adding more fantasy
but like. did the devs/writers realize what they were doing by making the jewish woman the first one to be accused of being a witch. and she and her daughter are the town's only jews. and the witch hunting has been spearheaded by the town's culty religious beliefs. and the town not defending her is representative of how bad things have gotten etc etc. i'm not saying this critically i'm genuinely like. is this on purpose? or? lmao
#also her diner is Not kosher despite the comment tara makes about not giving her clams. there's both milk and meat on the menu#but i will give that a pass bc maybe she only keeps kosher casually#and doesn't keep a meat/dairy clean kitchen. like that is actually completely common and feasible and might be the intention#it is true she doesn't have pork or shellfish etc or any dishes with mixed milk/meat so i think research was done#but yeah when she was accused i was like. oh of COURSE it's the jew#bc otherwise it's (and meant to be) a total non sequitur#none of this is meant to be negative btw i think. it's a fairly good-to-neutral representation job overall if that makes sense#it's fine. i can tell they tried. i'm just genuinely curious if this was a deliberate choice#she has like one line about how her grandma knows the danger of being made a scapegoat but that's the closest they come to pointing it out#txt#lacewf
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The blatant misunderstanding and mischaracherisation of nosferatu 2024 on instagram genuinely perplexes me
#i have to close the app bc of the braindead comments#its def me taking it too seriously hahaha he died to the sun bc the pussy was too good hahah yes very funny#but i just really loved the film okay#i thought it was beautiful#it rekindled my love for gothic romance that ive been totally into and subconsciously suppressing since i was a teenager#its hammered home the whole puritan bs online with so-called problematic ships#and im tired of the takes on ellen completely infantalising and victimising her#or the same comments on the moustache#that one idm#you dont like the tache thats fine personal preference#but its a GOOD design choice ok#and hot af idc#nosferatu 2024
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I gotta be less terminally online bc every time I think about jjk’s ending I get annoyed
#jjk spoilers#I know I might not be the right audience for this#but like#none of that ending felt earned#to paraphrase Lindsey Ellis:#“Of course his actions make sense! he’s explaining them! with his words!#jjk kinda felt like a series of the characters non stop yapping and their actions saying something completely different#and I don’t think it was intentionally bc of how nauseatingly happy that finale was#like there should be MASSIVE societal upheavals based on the character’s dumb decisions#but nope! everything’s fine!#also Gojo who’s Gojo?#the guy who laid the groundwork for the happy ending?#actually everything was his fault and he died with no friends and none of his students mourn him#and we mutilated his corpse in a cheap attempt to get people to start reading again#but that ending’s totally fine! because he SAID that he’s okay with it!#in an out of place flashback that felt like it was written on a napkin in between edits#probably the same napkin that wasted *an entire chapter* undoing all the sacrifices from the Sukuna fight#and arguing against every reasonable complaint about the Sukuna fight and how bad the plan was#and introducing an *entire new villain* three fucking chapters before the ending#just to make Mei Mei look cool because everyone hates her and we need to like her now I guess#even though she was written as a *fucking groomer* and everyone was justifyably disgusted that it was treated as a *running joke*#uuuuuuuuuuuuugh I’m so mad#this was the most ‘well actually’ ass ending to a series I’ve seen in a while#if you feel the need to completely break the immersion of your series by talking directly through your characters#about how every writing decision you made was actually super smart and deep and totally worth it#then you wrote a bad ending
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"Letting go of Paxton proved that [Devi] had evolved beyond the desperate nerd she once was"
Say it louder, McEnroe.
Devi letting go of Paxton is associated with inner growth, healing, confidence gained, and the full acceptance of herself. It's a big step.
#very tired of stone cold takes that it would somehow be more developmentally-forward for her to choose paxton#like... that is completely the opposite of what the story has been telling us the entire time#devi evolves when she moves on from paxton because he represents her youth and her grief. that is like... embedded in the canon#to prefer their dynamic is totally fair and fine!#but to say it would've been a growth thing for them to end up together......... pls#benvi#nhie spoilers
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can we hear the lyra lore 🥺🥺🥺 pls
omg bestie.... i'm still actively working it out which is why i keep talking about journaling but bare bones.... she's the only child of a powerful elf family in baldur's gate, her mother is a mystery to her and her father is in Money, she's always been weird and withdrawn but like. a Dreamer in some sense.... she learns archery early and spends a lot of time alone. i don't think she's ever particularly happy or emotive but she enjoys exploring (and she's terribly vain... wants to look just like her mother). then she gets a baby sister and dotes on her to the point where she's basically raising her alone in kind of an obsessive way. when her sister is young, things start to get weird with her parents, they're gone more and more, and when they're home they're.... strange. but they want for nothing, and lyra and her sister are happy and inseparable (i'm still deciding on her name). when her sister is 20ish she's murdered, and through some set of circumstances i haven't fleshed out yet, lyra figures out it was her parents, as a sacrifice to bhaal. she kills both her parents and burns down their entire house for good measure, both so that there is no trace but also for herself.
i think she spends the next 40-50 years alone, basically doing bounty hunter work for money and drifting along. she only speaks when necessary, becomes ruthlessly pragmatic and essentially uninterested in the general population. she's basically turned off everything except her Life Functions. she gets a reputation in the lower city as the Ghost and people leave her alone because she minds her own business unless provoked or on a job (and sometimes the kids will manage to get gifts from her... they learn to read her body language and approach on good days). she keeps her rich clothes and facepaints and always looks immaculate (when you look both dead and rich, no one gets close). i think she also sometimes lets herself be bought when she's bored but if she ever ends up genuinely vulnerable or lets anything personal slip to a patron, she kills them. i think probably she's looking for something/someone to make her come back to life but she doesn't know that's what she's doing..... like being so hungry you can't feel it anymore. she's not evil and she's not robotic she's just kind of in an emotional coma, she's not even really seeking revenge bc she knows it won't bring her sister back and she can't bring herself to care enough.
i want to flesh out more of who she was before the murder but i'm waiting for her to tell me lol.
but yes, this is why she is such a freak with astarion + the party, but this post is long enough skdjfghjfkdsl canon timeline lore is insane in a different way but who doesn't want to be murdertwins with a random traumatized vamp you stumble upon, yknow.
#i've never had an OC before so i keep learning new things about her and i need to do things like write the timeline out but#basically she's a weird detached elf girl then an obsessive doting big sister then a ghost then a Totally Fine Well Adjusted Rogue Who Will#Fix This Vampire Don't Worry#bg3#lyra#you can definitely point her out and be like that bitch is fucked UP give her a wide berth#but she's like. brutal efficiency and always looks immaculate#i think she and her sister probably had a fight right Before about her being too smothering#but yeah in dnd terms like completely neutral#does lyra have friends? no#did lyra and astarion cross paths pre canon? absolutely#i probably need to look up a list of questions and then answer them instead of making it all up wholesale bc thats HARD#but yeah i didn't want her to be just another like uwu warrior elf like there is something deeply wrong with this bitch and her great journ#is opening up to people#which is not going to happen in her canon runthrough i dont think skdjfhgfjdks#mommy domming astarion as mutual therapy#lyratag
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tfw when you and your bestie being mistaken for a couple is just a regular Tuesday night
#sin huellas#catalina pardo#irene martínez#shitty screencap posts (TM)#one of my absolute favourite scenes in the entire season#idk what it is#cata being like 'no you are correct we DO seem like a married couple sometimes that's totally normal everyone thinks that'#or her adorable lil confused headshake (not pictured bc it happened in a fraction of a second) when irene refers to her as desi's gf tee hee#and the award for the CUTEST non-lesbian goes to...#or irene trying to be cool about whom she thinks is desi's current gf (aka desi has moved on and it's bothering her more than she lets on)#and coming across completely the opposite of that lolllll#truly the only false note about cata was that she kept referring to herself as married to deadbeat ubaldo#and even considering going back to him for a hot second when she also kept going on and on about what a deadbeat he was#cata mi amor love yourself!!!!!!#anyways no one had giffed this bit or was going to gif it clearly so just doing my part#any excuse to stare at screencaps of camila being cute is fine by me
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I respect you so much for being the #1 Nia Hater.
I feel insane when I see how popular Xenoblade 2 is.
It's not easy work being a #1 hater, but it's fulfilling and important to do.
#ask#anon#like just to reiterate#on her own merits she's fine great even#but the way they resolve her character arc? total ass#she goes from one of the few decent outfits in the game to one of the worst#all while getting forced into a romance subplot that feels like it comes completely out of nowhere#*especially* with rex reciprocating#and that awful harem ending that 3 revealed makes it just worse#plus DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED on her becoming queen#what. why. how is any of that supposed to work out
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There is something oddly satisfying by queueing innocent and look what you made me do right after eachother
#taylor swift#ts#reputation#speak now#speak now (tv)#speak now (taylor’s version)#the girls that get it get it#the girls that don’t don’t#but I’m a girl that gets it so for context innocent is just full of forgiveness and sympathy (even if she basically called Kanye a man child#and she released it after the drama of the speech interruption as a sort of like hey let’s leave it in the past ‘you’re still an innocent’#then she thought everything was fine and they were cool now#then the drama with the phone call and shortly after the snake thing and shit happened#Taylor disappears for years#comes back and drops look what you made me do#which was the biggest f u ever#she reclaims every bit of slander against her and instead of forgiveness you got lyrics just filled with revenge#now I feel the need to emphasis what a total turn around this was because she prior just took all the sh*t to avoid making an enemy#out of Kanye who was a grown man established in the music business and she was like a teenager when it all started#so for years she had the perfect good girl girl next door image until Kanye tried to paint her as a ‘snake’ then she turns around#with a complete 360 of her prior public image and takes on this sort of ‘villain’ role#anyways I overexplained considering I think most of the internet knows the drama that happened but I will never shut up about how much of a#power move the rep album was like just from a business and pr view that sh!t earns respect
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oh when did that happen...
#THANKS GANG! i dont know when or why this happened but im glad u like my silly once in a blue moon art posts#i need to completely redo my personal tags Ugh my blog is a mess#um I want to post more art eventually but A) i havent made a solid drawing in a month and B) ivr finished writing 2 fanfics in my life Total#and they were oneshots.... For Sam & Max. looks away#executive dysfunction sux Boo i wld lovr to be able to finish writing smth else literally Ever. i have so many cool fic and au ideas#and i get so embarrassed or straight up forget abt stuff i do finish. like... shivers. Freakyverse#aka an abandoned utmv project between a friend group that kinda fell apart but Hey what can u do#namedropping varyswap simply bc i want to have it somewhere public that it does exist and im not crazy when i inevitably lose the google doc#sighs wistfully at the dozens to hundreds of google doc wips i have#i have so much i want to share but i dont even have enough written down for a full chapter of smth...#i would be fine posting abandoned wips if there was Enough for me to be satisfied with#its all messy drafts and half finished plot lines and i barely ever end up completing an entire scene#and. i dont like posting unorganized ideas in public spaces. i guess. idk#screams into a pillow#edit i have 3 finished fanfics total. wrote that 3rd one when i was 9-10. it was a utmv s/i fic abt her and her friends dying. head in hands#shoves my su fic ideas doc behind my back#so like... kicks the floor. anyone else insanely attached to concepts where characters are split into Pieces of themselves etc because#yeah im that person and i also like time travel and undead characters so you can imagine what my su ideas doc looks like rn#sorry i forgot this was a post abt how i have 150 followers#I WLD DO SOMETHING SPECIAL BUT ALAS#yall arent getting shit. Sorry. havent even gotten to the simple doodle requests in my inbox yet#love u xo#rabbit squeaks
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